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	Unfair Treatment Why am I not the one.... Also by icygal2310 by shennyyy
	Aisha Eyes See? Aren't they pretty? by ghost0face
	Poor Weewoos Does this look like a good time to you? by gleenut
	With Friends Like This... No more omelettes! Also by Pulc3tta by xxxfenice_neraxxx
	Ecstatic, Erratic, and Manic: The Space Faerie What did she do?! by elementdragongirl
	NeoPaper: Even More Daily Logic Okay, now that's really unfair... by mbredboy31
	Fishing Issues And most importantly, where do they buy sandals? by sophiaabic
	Sunny Side Up The culinary choices are so limited! by amarettoball
	The Wheel Of Not So Much Excitement. Who determines spectacular exactly? by goldensif
	The Techo Master's Secret Eeee oooo Also by yashasvika by vanillerrybeitje
	The Three Stages of Fear Baby Pteri Eggs Edition... by marcthegr8est1
	Neoquest Logic Optional?! Also by sanamm by admonisher
	Just Jelni: Overly Obsessed Who can a Cybunny trust? by angul888
	Haunt It begins. by spunkydog34
	The Kelp The food is so tiny it's impossible to get bloated! Also by erianoillim by saudadesdagripe
	Smack-A-Hmm This is how bad I am at playing games... by innosently
	Hide and Seek Let's try another game... by supertualet
	Strategy Anything is possible. Also by coolnish_azn101 by hikariyugi_yamiatemu
	Papa's Got Jokes Dad puns are the best puns Also by Kevinthinksyourcute by whssoftball11
	Codestone Humor I realized something while browsing my inventory the other day... by dune
	Envelope Please Eliv Thade! Also by spirochetes by linnipooh
	Heard It All Before Trust me, I've heard it all Also by robotbo23 by wowlame
	Head in the Clouds: Beating the Heat Your own personal swimming pool! by yoshisislandbandit
	Dinner with the Scarlets: Healing Stings I always have the worse luck at the Healing Springs. by june_scarlet

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"Usuki Singing Stars #34: At the Money Tree" by downrightdude
"Isn’t early-summer cleaning fun, girls??” Sparkles asked enthusiastically. The pink Bruce was sorting through a pile of sweaters, separating them into two categories: sweaters to keep and sweaters to donate. “How are you guys doing?” Patricia sighed as she sorted Sparkles’ shoes. “Why did you ask me to help you clean?” asked the faerie Shoyru. “And how am I supposed to know which shoes are for donation and which ones aren’t?” Scary sat down on a beanbag chair. “Well I’m not going to waste my afternoon sorting through someone else’s junk,” sneered the purple Bruce. “Especially if I don’t get paid for my services.” Narrowing her eyes at Sparkles, Scary began to file her nails. “This file you have is almost dull.” “Then throw it away after you’re done with it,” Sparkles instructed. “Patricia, you can just organize my shoes by colour and line them up near my closet. I’ll go through them later.” As the girls, minus Scary, continued to work, Snaw barged into the room and began jumping on Sparkles’ bed. “I can fly like a Bruce in water!” Snaw cried, jumping higher. “Snaw, have you finished sorting through your room yet?” asked Sparkles, folding a sweater. “I will never bow down to the evils of cleaning!” Snaw exclaimed. “That makes two of us,” Scary mumbled. “So have you sorted through your stuff, Scare?” asked Sparkles. Scary shook her head.

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Usuki Singing Stars #34: At the Money Tree
“Isn’t early-summer cleaning fun, girls??” Sparkles asked enthusiastically. The pink Bruce was sorting through a pile of sweaters, separating them into two categories: sweaters to keep and sweaters to donate. “How are you guys doing?”

by downrightdude

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The Spelling Test
t was one of those hot, lazy, summer days when all you want to do is lie on your back among the buttercups and listen to the springabees buzzing by. Being stuck in a classroom felt like being in prison, and I couldn’t wait for the afternoon to end.

by _starryeyedsurprise_

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Fostering Identities for Altador Cup XII and Beyond
First and foremost, congratulations to Mystery Island for winning Altador Cup XI. But doesn’t it sound dull just to say “Team Mystery Island?” It’s not really befitting a championship team or any team competing in a prestigious event such as the Altador Cup, hence the proposal behind this article: team names.

by hahoho

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Grooming: An In-Depth and Creative Guide
When it comes to grooming your Neopets, there can be much more to it than buying a 5NP comb and calling it a day. For some Neopians, grooming is an art form. We are passionate about caring for our pets, and we want you to be passionate, too! This guide to responsible, expert Neopet grooming will get you thinking like a true NeoCosmetologist.

by invader33

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Orlitz and the Search for the Emerald Crown: Part Two
A warm ray of light streamed through the small slit between the curtain covering the large cut-up windows. The gentle light awoke Orlitz who hid under the quilts of an enormous bed. A clock on her bedside table notified the Cybunny that it was time for breakfast at the lodge.

by josephinefarine

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Desert Requiem: Part Five
Jazan, Nabile, Farisem, Sayidah, and Tomos filed into Jazan's study upon the premature end of the royal ball. Khalid made his appearance there shortly after them. He sat down in a corner of the room and did not meet anyone's gaze.

by kalnya

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